“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
(via 0nederland)
(via gifprincess)
Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Person: laughs
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again
